1. boocanan:

    image

    (via lampsarepeopletoo)

  2. bionicwasok:

    fonzworthcutlass:

    austinbey:

    imninm:

    what the hell is this

    someone finally said it

    💯

    say it louder for the people in the back

    (via blurjosh)

  3. dioynsus:

    romeo and juliet are ridiculous but i can’t really blame them because i too briefly fall in love with anyone who shows me affection

    (via blurjosh)

  4. cybertwinks:

    the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online

    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

  5. (via trust)

    yeffyaboyuice:

    dave-vriska:

    this was my favourite joke in the entire show

    The miner or his fucking tattoos

    (via bestfunny)

  6. officialstevenmeisel2:

    vandercunt:

    boygirlparty:

    Being pretty but not photogenic is a thing

    Being photogenic but not pretty is also a thing

    Being neither is me

    (via unfollovving)

  7. saltfishandbake:

    people: omg how are you single????

    me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

    me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!

    (via australiansanta)