the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online
Being pretty but not photogenic is a thing
Being photogenic but not pretty is also a thing
Being neither is me
(via unfollovving)
people: omg how are you single????
me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything
me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!
(via australiansanta)









